He mumbles: ‘what the he-‘, but looses consciousness. Jason wakes up with a headache and confused where he is. There’s just enough room for him to turn around and he places himself on his hands and knees. Why aren’t there any hot chicks left on Tinder?’ Jason asked his buddy Mike in the locker room of his gym. Gay sex ‘Left, no, no, left again, le- oh wait. ‘I don’t know man, chicks are all ugly and fat nowadays. Why aren’t there any hot chicks left on Tinder?’ Jason asked his buddy Mike in the locker room of his gym. ‘Left, no, no, left again, le- oh wait. Why aren’t there any hot chicks left on Tinder?’ Jason asked his buddy Mike in the locker room of his gym. There’s no response. They would meet on the street four minutes ago and he’s alone in a neighborhood unfamiliar to him. Look at her bio: “I’m looking for a man who doesn’t cheat, has a good job and has a fantastic body.” Jason man, this is perfect for you.’ ‘Fuck yea man!’ Jason swipes right and moments later a date is set: tomorrow evening. Jason walks up to the restaurant, he’s wearing a new suit; the last one didn’t fit anymore due to his excessive gym
