A year into the Cummunists’ first term in office, the newly-established National Wrangling Force began rounding up every 18-year-old male in the land for compulsory cum production.Naturally there was some unrest; while some young men went willingly, enticed by the idea of having to do nothing but goon their brains out for a year, (or indeed, for the queer ones, by the opportunity to spend a year surrounded by countless other boys nutting non-stop,) many more tried to resist, determined not to be turned into “cattle” for the state. Gay sex (Current findings: inconclusive.)As the end of each young man’s year of mandatory dairy duty approached, they were evaluated for productivity and quality of their milk. who producedall that? They would try not to look, disgusted by the sight of each other’s loads oozing through the tubes from their pumps down into their tanks, but morbid fascination would elicit the odd glance sideways and a pitiful plea for help, though both knew neither could do anything to protect the other.And of course twin brothers were always kept in adjacent milking stalls, partly as a sociological experiment to see if they would produce the same quantity of milk over the same duration, or whether inherent sibling competition would compel one to unconsciously give up
