It’s like being buried under a slab of warm rock.”Shhhh,” he says. Gay sex “Hotter.”I don’t believe the last bit, but I love him for saying it.I find myself not caring what my asshole father says or thinks. God, what a sweet mouth. Dad is outraged at the cost.”It’s parts, Sam,” says the mechanic. “You look just like the man I love. You saying you’re not into it? But there ain’t no college in the cards for Jakey boy, just bagging at the grocery. “Welcome to the family.””Jesus, Dad,” I mutter. I don’t know where he learned it or maybe he was a natural. I get it, he’s got a shit home life, thinks this is a way out. And then he told me about it a minimum of 20 times. He tosses one to me, hard, and I catch it by instinct. “You treat all your relationships this way, son?””Relationships? Bee stung lips. “You treat all your relationships this way, son?””Relationships? “What’s it mean?””It’s short for Boon-Nam,” Boon answers. But when even your own son unfriends you on Facebook, what can you expect?””Not fucking Facebook again.””Forget Facebook. Creamy skin, firm tits with pink nipples, blond pubes, tight little waist.
