Not really inspiring, a new toothbrush, but I was attracted by the phrase ‘Extra Head’ on the box. Gay sex I looked down at the kettle and pressed the protruding switch down again. Fresh juicy hot-cross buns slid into each of my slits. God knows. Two slits, double the pleasure. Nothing. Get the Aldi ones. And believe me, I am a man who was usually feeling himself in the morning….I stood naked in the bathroom, gazing at the wan, grey face in the mirror. I’m not that type of toaster, for God’s sake!I slit it down the middle and slid a half in each slot and slit the knob down.That’s better? That’s what I expect after last night. I was going back to bed and throwing a sicky. God, I looked terrible.I really needed to brush my teeth. Brawn? And believe me, I am a man who was usually feeling himself in the morning….I stood naked in the bathroom, gazing at the wan, grey face in the mirror.
