How would you like to come to dinner Saturday night?””Ha, I’m an awful cook so a nice meal sounds really good to me, see you then and what time?””How about 7PM?””Perfect and I will bring the wine.” “Text me your address.”On Saturday I was anxious and excited that Sam had invited me for dinner. Late in the afternoon I shaved, showered and dressed in jeans and a nice sweater. I chose a pair of jeans that accentuated my bubble butt. A splash of Gio cologne and I was ready to go.I arrived promptly at 7PM and my heart was beating fast as I chuckled to myself acting like this was a first date. I rang the doorbell and Sam opened the door smiling, then hugged me, welcoming me to his home. He gave me a tour of his home and it was really beautiful and it was something I didn’t expect.”Sam, you have a great home.””Thanx Max, I really love this house and I’ve done a lot of work to it since I bought it two years ago.”Sam poured us a glass of wine and then excused himself as he prepared to serve dinner. As I sat and looked around everything was perfect. The house was meticulously decorated but manly. The
