There was no stopping me at this point though. “Yes sir..”“Didn’t your grandfather tell you that he had plans to break Jimmy in?”“Yes sir..” “Wait wh-” I started to ask before Dad went “Shh” to me like you would a dog and I knew that meant I should stay quiet unless I wanted to end up on the chopping block too. “So what, you boys were fighting over his virgin snatch, huh? Gay sex Ryan, get me the duct tape from the catch all drawer.”With that, my brothers set off like obedient pups and were back in a flash with the requested items.If the living room had a funk before, those boots intensified it by a solid 30%. Especially after Dad took Brad’s nutsack in his palm. He tugged on the semi-smooth eggs carefully, stretching them downwards as he used his free hand to slide the ring around the base. “Yes sir..”“Didn’t your grandfather tell you that he had plans to break Jimmy in?”“Yes sir..” “Wait wh-” I started to ask before Dad went “Shh” to me like you would a dog and I knew that meant I should stay quiet unless I wanted to end up on the chopping block too. “So what, you boys were fighting over his virgin snatch, huh?
