“It’s my boyfriend’s birthday. Gay sex You seeing this?”Tom: “She really went all out for him. My stuff. I need to be there for him. But… for a family, I need someone with strong genes. “Yeah, man. “I know you’ll do whatever it takes to give them the best life.”Her boyfriend had smirked. “What?”She smiled, like it was the most natural thing in the world. I need my girl stress-free this weekend.”I swallowed and nodded. We are onky doing this so that youbare stress free, got it boy.”They had both laughed.And now, years later, here I was—changing diapers, making school lunches, attending parent-teacher meetings—while he spent his time enjoying their mother.After they left, I immediately got to work.First, I went outside and washed his car, making sure to scrub every inch. “I mean, I love you. No hard feelings, right? That’s why, when she told me she’d be spending the whole weekend with her boyfriend for his birthday, I didn’t even hesitate to nod in agreement. No hard feelings, right? But I am a lousy caretaker. “Yeah… of course. Some dudes don’t even get that courtesy.”Tom: “She probably left you a to-do list, didn’t she?”Jake: “LMAO.
