but it seems like I really haven’t moved on.Me: “Oh my god. Gay sex be prepared for the semi-BDSM next episode: “The Matt R Story: Stretching.”I do not support the use of tobacco, but I sometimes enjoy the occasional pot. Pot will be a big part of the next story. Hey!”Me: “Hey. On Black Friday, Nolan and I decided to just spend the day alone at my parents house. We’re cousins! Pot will be a big part of the next story. the commercialized holiday that turns kids into greedy little monsters and adults into psychotic shoppers. I still kind of had a crush on Nolan… You’re the first one.”Me: “Is Bailey here?”Dani: “Downstairs in his room, blaring a video game.”I raced to his room, to find him playing a game in his boxers.Bailey is hot. Oh, and an 8 inch cock. I had stripped to just my boxers and glasses before I joined in on the video game, so you could tell I was getting hard, too.God, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.Me: “Mute the TV.”Bailey: “Done.”Next thing you know, our boxers are laying next to the rest of our clothes.I turned onto my back at the edge of the bed, while Bailey put on a condom.Me: “You realize you’re
