We ran it deep and poured in the bath bubbles, ‘Fuck these are posh’ says Josh,‘Yeah, they’re from Tom and Frank’, ‘And what’s this’ he said ‘Neals Yard Massage ointment’,‘That’s for later, from Bryan and Benny’,I poured the whisky into the tooth mugs and we’d soon cracked open two more. I pull out, he turns and pulls me closer, arms around my neck, then he whispers, ‘now fuck off’ and pushes me out of his bed. I popper up and I’m off, fuck only 8 minutes behind, soon catch that up.Josh has set a date, he’s miserable, we were in The Feathers, just me and him, Dick was at night school, he’s learning Spanish. ‘Will you like, you know, be my best man?’ Says Josh.I choke, tears well, I feel as if a brick has thrust from my stomach to my throat,‘Come here you’, I choke out and we hug me crying, Josh all watery eyed.‘I’d fucking love to, I thought you’d never fucking ask’, Two blokes sat opposite mooning over a pint, break off and watch us. Gay sex It’s all itemised’,’What about walking around naked?’ Says Frank,‘All to be encouraged’, says Bryan,‘What about noisy sex’ says Josh,‘Yes please’ says Benny.‘Why not move in for 1 month free, keep your gaffs in case it doesn’t work for you?’,
