Especially, some of the new ones.Dad: There was a sale. I mean, if you wanted to rent it, you have the legal right to do so.Brent: Nobody rents DVDs anymore. Gay sex I’ve never dated anyone. It may not have been what I was assuming, but at least I can get over my fears that you are as boring as your text messages make you seem.Brent: Yeah, about that. Sadly, there hasn’t been too much to discover.Dad: Well, you’re right about that. Who is she?Brent: Tim. Everyone freaked out. What can I say?Brent: That mom knows all your online passwords, and you can’t watch porn online.Dad: She would die if she knew I watched porn.Brent: She’s getting drunk on rosé and discussing the complexities of the literary allusions in “Fifty Shades of Grey” right now.Dad: How did you find it?Brent: I came home one night to find mom crying, and she told me all about it.
