I’m sorry that’s a stupid question, you just relocated here.” Ha, you’re funny, what love life?” I was in a relationship several months ago but it ended badly.””Oh, did she cheat on you?””No she didn’t but he did!””So you’re gay?””Gay as a three dollar bill and I hope you’re okay with that, I shouldn’t have blurted that out.””It’s fine, gay, straight, bi, who cares.””You said you have a girlfriend, is it serious?””Fuck no, I don’t love her, she is a fuck buddy and she cooks and cleans for me and in turn she lives with me free of expenses.””Understood, but is she good in bed?””She is okay but doesn’t like anal sex, sucking dick or swallowing so if I’m in the mood for some kink I just go and find it but it’s not easy because sex is not like in porn flicks. I like to experiment and I want to try anal sex but have not met the right gal to take my big dick.” “I think it all depends on who you’re with.””Another beer my friend.””Oh yeah, these are tasting mighty fine.”We laughed and I was already buzzed and lost all my inhibitions. I was really enjoying myself and it may have been the booze but I felt a sexy aura
