All of us had dated women, and even after his little announcement, Bryce did as well. Gay sex I mean really. I mean look, do you think the kind of conversation we’ve been having for the last hour could have ever happened with a woman?”Me: “Probably not.”Bryce: “OK. I’m a grower, not a shower.”Me: “I think you are just makin’ shit up in order to switch teams. Men are just easier to deal with. You ain’t never going to stay in a relationship if you can’t successfully go downtown. I couldn’t deny that I was attracted to what I saw. After signing more forms than I care to remember and providing a deposit so high it should be illegal, we got our keys and headed to the beach house.Me: “I’m glad you are telling me all of this. When I asked him, he was choking on my ten-inch dick, and I couldn’t really understand what he was saying.”Me: “You know, hell may be coming sooner than you think.”Bryce: “Sorry, I couldn’t hear what you were saying due to my mind being so full of pity for my friend’s unsucked dick.”Me: “If I didn’t know any better, I would think you wanted to fix that for me.”Bryce: “Is that an invitation?”Me.
