Simon’s got a really nice bum… Gay sex How long had it been since we’d had that talk? I mean, it’s not every day that someone offers to put their mouth on your pooper.”I took a drink from my own glass of wine. “Come on, dad. well…””Slot into place?”He guffawed. But I wanted him to know that what he’d just done was not acceptable.At length, I settled for, “I’m your dad, Jake. er…””It’s okay… “Well, don’t worry. As a matter of fact, he was a very willing accomplice. you know…” (how could I admit that I’d found it deeply captivating to watch my own son masturbating without confirming to him that I’d been ‘perving’ on him, as he’d put it?) “By the time I woke up, you seemed… I’d explained that when men sleep their penises often become aroused and this made them grow hard and stand upwards. It was a Muscadet: a good deal sharper than I usually like.Then I said, “It wasn’t something that I offered to do.
