he discovered the hottest friend of his life: Tom of Finland. Gay sex Mouth, penis and anus holes are combed through. Ryan also wants his pumpkin ass worshipped and treated in a way that Tom of Finland would have scripted. Known by his pseudonym Tom of Finland, he produced some 3,500 illustrations over the course of four decades, mostly featuring men with exaggerated primary and secondary sex traits. He likes to display it in tight faded blue jeans, and have a policeman administer a spanking in front of all club members. Once Evan’s fuck chute has been double-flooded, he positions himself to felch ropes of white gold. He invited him for a beer, and ended up drinking man juice. And always some dude ready to beg for attention: “Arrest me, insert your baton to stretch my hole before shoving your monster dick in my hungry ass.” The policeman first does a body cavity search, as if he was looking for illegal drugs, money, jewelry or weapons. To get a membership card, a man has to past a measurement test.
