A few weeks ago I was asked by my alma matter if they could do an interview on me about my career for the “Alumni Spotlight” feature of the newsletter.What the fuck I thought.Why not?If it wasn’t’ for good ole Tech U, I wouldn’t have this job.Let them send their little geeky college student or some old hag from the Career Services over to interview me. Let me correct that, we more fucked than dated. Gay porn Crest about my career? I tried to slam my CPU in his assboard as hard as I could.”Oh yes, fuck me harder””Ram my assboard”With each thrust, my balls slapped against his ass driving us both over the edge. Hill, your joke was clever but I’m here to interview you for Tech U not to listen to your corny geek humor,” he retorted.”David, do you mind if I call you David.””Listen, I’m just trying to livin up the mood because I know this isn’t the most fun thing you could be doing right now,” I told him.”You’re right”, he replied.”Now that we’ve got that settled. Most of the time when I talk about metadata, XML, or anything work related their eyes glaze over with boredom.
