Why else would I be awake?”I clicked off my phone and sighed, looking at my ass in the mirror again. You’re huge, bro. Gay sex “Don’t punk out on me bro. It was hard to concentrate because his entire body transformed into living rock. “Yes, Jeffy?”“How much is this?”“855 pounds.”“And you weigh?”“195 pounds.”I did the math on just how flat I would be if all that weight fell on top of me.“Chad?”“Yes, Jeffy.” His voice was patient, not annoyed at all.“I’m scared.”“Don’t be scared, bro. “Jeffy!” Cam said. “Ow. At half way up, Chad let out a primal scream and my vision went white and I zoned out completely.When I came back to reality, Cam was gently prodding my shoulder. That was me now. I texted Brian in Amsterdam that evening: “Be honest. Let me guess, he tried to sell you on his CrossFit gym.” He had, in fact. Up against the wall? It was hard to concentrate because his entire body transformed into living rock. Let me guess, he tried to sell you on his CrossFit gym.” He had, in fact. I was 5’9” and 160 lbs. Rich from HR never told me that when I was hired.”“Fucking Rich! “Ow. “Especially when dudes think their height gives them some kind of advantage.
